Friday, April 18, 2014

Fan Girl Friday Featuring Samantha Young!!


Fan Girl Friday 
featuring 
New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author 
Samantha Young


So, I'm sure you all have noticed a trend with our Fan Girl Fridays. If you haven't...YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!! Just kidding. ;) 

But really it's pretty obvious what we like. All of our features so far have been in the Paranormal/Fantasy/Sci-Fi genres. 

Now I bet you're asking why Samantha Young? Doesn't she write NA Contemporary Romance? She does BUT...  

She didn't used to!!!  

Before she became uber famous with 'On Dublin Street' she wrote some bitchin' YA Paranormal Romance, but we feel they got lost in the romance craze. So we decided to grace you with their presence and make your Friday fan-fucking-tastic! 

Just FYI, YA means no sexy time, but you don't miss it in these books. We still get super swoonerrific man candy and kickass leading ladies. And holy shit look at these beautiful covers!!

Without further ado, starting with our personal fave pre ODS (On Dublin Street)  


Warriors of Ankh


The action-packed, darkly romantic young adult paranormal trilogy from New York Times bestselling author Samantha Young. 

Website description:
From the sands of ancient Egypt an evil arose, and in its wake the warriors who hunt it… 
Eden Winslow is no ordinary girl. She was born into a life she never wanted, and to a fate she’s fighting against. 
Noah Valois is an Ankh. As an immortal warrior, his purpose in life is to hunt down and kill Eden’s kind. 

Together they are about to embark on a journey that will change their lives forever—a journey in search of Eden’s redemption. 
With enemies and tests of strength and morality around every corner, it will be a journey that pushes them both to their very limits. 
Can the promise of honor, purpose and love be enough to change a destiny? 





The Tale of Lunarmorte


Enter a world of fierce wolves, stunning magic and romance...   


Amazon description:
It’s bad enough feeling different among the human crowd, but feeling different among wolves?   No one said returning to her pack would be easy, especially after ten years without them, but seventeen year old Caia Ribeiro is unprepared for the realities of the transition. Raised in a world where kids aren’t scared by bedtime tales of the bogeyman but by the real life threat of enemy supernaturals who might come creeping into their community to kill them in their sleep, Caia is used to the darkness; she’s used to the mystery and the intrigue of the ancient underworld war she’s bound to by chance of birth. What she’s having trouble with are pack members treating her with wary suspicion, the Elders tucking secrets behind their backs, and her young Alpha, Lucien, distracting her with a dangerous attraction from her decision to uncover the truth.   But as the saying goes ‘the truth will out’ and when it does, Caia will only have so long to prepare herself before the war comes pounding on their door threatening to destroy the safe, secret lives of the wolves… and the girl they protect.  

 




Fire Spirits


FEAR THE HEAT...

 Amazon description:
When eighteen year old Ari Johnson is transported from her bedroom into the chilling realm of Mount Qaf - home to the terrifying and mercurial Jinn - she learns a truth that rocks her very world. Suddenly her anxiety over college and her broken friendship with Charlie seem like small change compared to the war she now finds herself stuck in the middle of. Her unease isn’t lessened any by the hot guardian, Jai, who won’t stop following her around everywhere - a Jinn whose loyalty Ari hates to question but must. She has no idea who she can trust.   When the truth burns through her life in its determination to turn it to ashes, Ari will have to battle with ancient deadly creatures, epic family drama and heart-wrenching romantic entanglements.  


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Friday, April 11, 2014

Fan Girl Friday featuring John Dies at the End by David Wong!

 John Dies at the End

by


      NYT bestselling author and Cracked.com Executive Editor

David Wong

“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.” “Holy crap,” said John. “He’ll be gorgeous.”  David Wong, John Dies at the End  

Yes, John. Yes he will. Because you guys are fabulous.
This is just a small taste of the awesomeness that is John Dies at the End.

Now that Crissy and I have lulled you into a false sense of normalcy with our previous spotlights, we thought we'd shake things up a bit with one of our more unusual favorites.

We LOVE random. We LOVE crazy. We LOVE LOVE LOVE funny.

This book has at least double your daily recommended dose of each! Score!

Okay, so this book isn't for everyone. Obviously. But if you like to try new things or if you suspect that your love of books is as diverse as ours, then we say this one is most definitely worth your time!
                    
"Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."  A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.  "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”  David Wong, John Dies at the End 


Amazon Description: 
STOP.  You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands.  NO, don't put it down. It's too late.  They're watching you.  My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.  You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.  The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. 
The important thing is this:  The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.  John and I never had the chance to say no.  You still do.   I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:   None of this was my fault.


So pretty much, many times during this book you will be like:



 
“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."  Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.”  David Wong, John Dies at the End 
Then the pure genius of this book will hit you...

 


John Dies at the End (Book #1): 
 

Book #2!-->




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Friday, April 4, 2014

Fan Girl Friday Featuring Karen Marie Moning!



 Fan Girl Friday 
featuring 
                  #1 New York Times Bestseller         
   Karen Marie Moning
of 
The Fever Series
***Disclaimer*** 
May cause serious book hangovers, fictional swooning, chain-reading, and loud exclamations of "What the fuck!?" randomly throughout, and at the end of each book respectively...You have been warned. ;) 

We'll start off with a liberal helping of thrilling, urban fantasy. Then add a dash of dark, a sprinkle of gore, and a heady helping of sexy. 
Slather generously with some ass kicking and voila! You have The Fever Series!  
This is obviously served with a side of swoony man candy. So grab your finest (or cheapest) bottle of wine and dig in!!

This series is amazeballs if you haven't read it OMG you have to!! This is in my top 5 all time favorite paranormal series!  I am also going to quote the shit outta Karen Marie Moning because there are so many awesome ones.



Amazon descriptions: 
 Darkfever-
When her sister is murdered, MacKayla Lane journeys to Ireland in search of answers. There, she makes a startling discovery: She’s a sidhe-seer, which gives her the rare power to glimpse beyond the realm of Man, and into the dangerous realm of the Fae. As the boundary between the worlds begins to crumble, Mac becomes a target. But her mission is clear: Find the Sinsar Dubh, an ancient book that contains the key to controlling mortals and Fae alike, before the enemy seizes it.

"I am every erotic dream you've ever had and a thousand more you've never thought of. I am sex that will turn you inside out and burn you to ashes. And if I choose, I can make you whole again." -V'Lane, Prince of the Tuatha De Danaan

Bloodfever-
In her fight to stay alive, Mac must hunt the Sinsar Dubh—a book of the blackest magic imaginable. Pursued by assassins and surrounded by mysterious figures she knows she cannot trust, Mac finds herself torn between two powerful men: V’lane, the ancient, immortal Fae Prince, and Jericho Barrons, a man as seductive as he is dangerous.  

"I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up. But everybody's does.And you go on. It's how you go on that defines you." -Jericho Barrons

Faefever-
When Mac receives a page torn from her sister’s journal, she is stunned by its desperate contents. Now that Mac knows her sister’s killer is close, she’s on the hunt for revenge. Forced into a precarious alliance with V’lane, the lethal Fae prince, and Jericho Barrons, a man of deadly secrets, Mac is soon locked in a battle for her body, mind, and soul. 

“Unpredictable as a hungry lion, he might be feared by everyone else, but he never ripped out my throat, only licked me, and, if his tongue was a little rough sometimes, it was worth it to walk beside the king of the jungle.”   ― Mac
Dreamfever-
When the walls between Man and Fae come crashing down, Mac is caught in a lethal trap. Captured by the Fae Lord Master, she is left with no memory of who or what she is: the only sidhe-seer alive who can track the Sinsar Dubh. Clawing her way back from oblivion is only the first step Mac must take down a perilous path, from the battle-filled streets of Dublin into the realm of the Fae, where nothing is as it seems.

“I didn’t ask. Some things are better left unsaid.He looked at me and I shivered. I never get enough of him. Never will.He lives.I breathe.  I want. Him. Always.  Fire to my ice. Ice to my fever.  Later we would go to bed, and when he rose over me, dark and vast and eternal, I’d know joy.”   ― Mac

Shadowfever
 In an epic battle between humans and Fae, the Sinsar Dubh turns on Mac, and begins to mow a deadly path through those she loves. Who can she trust? But more important, who is Mac? Does an ancient prophecy reveal her destiny? Mac’s journey will force her to face the truth, and to make a choice that will either save the world . . . or destroy it.



Iced- 
 Dani “Mega” O’Malley plays by her own set of rules—and in a world overrun by Dark Fae, her biggest rule is: Do what it takes to survive. Possessing rare talents and the all-powerful Sword of Light, Dani is more than equipped for the task. In fact, she’s one of the rare humans who can defend themselves against the Unseelie. But now, amid the pandemonium, her greatest gifts have turned into serious liabilities.


Buy the 5 book bundle here! --> 5 book bundle
                                  OR

Book #1 Darkfever
Book #2 Bloodfever
Book #3 Faefever  
Book #4 Dreamfever
Book #5 Shadowfever                             
Book #6 ICED
 
Book #7 Burned: Expected release January 2015!!! Can't wait!!

Add her books to your Goodreads here --> Goodreads
 

KMM is also the author of The Highlander series! Check them out here!--> The Highlander Series

**I have not read Iced yet. That is Dani O'Malley's story and the 6th in the Fever series. Will elaborate more on Dani as soon as I do.**


The one and only Karen Marie Moning
 
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